funny or not?
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night.All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
“Jesus is gonna get you.”The robber ignored it, and takes the TV.Again, the parrot cries out.
“Jesus is gonna get you.”The robber started to get a little worried.
“What’s your name, birdie?”
“Moses.”
“What dumba-s named you Moses?”
“The same dumba-s who called his rottweiler Jesus.”
(: Xx … funny …xX 
Princess Parrot – Birdie
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